Legions of Terror
It's amazing how hard it is to recruit legions of terror when you live in a swamp. Especially when you're looking for sidekicks with real super powers instead of mere henchmen. I tried the henchmen schtick, equipped them with leech-enhanced weapons, and what happened? The Good Guys just take the leechbeam guns away and use them to bring me to what they call "justice"!
Is that fair?
Well, I guess it is in an ironic sort of way. But I'm going to do better, this time. Got one good candidate, interviewed well, and no goodie-two-shoes hero is gonna extract his spleen or wooba gland and use it on me, no sir.
Is that fair?
Well, I guess it is in an ironic sort of way. But I'm going to do better, this time. Got one good candidate, interviewed well, and no goodie-two-shoes hero is gonna extract his spleen or wooba gland and use it on me, no sir.
Labels: hemingway, leeches, supervillain
posted by President Leechman at 5:37 AM
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1 Comments:
I wouldn't mind being your sidekick as long as the pay is good. I can trap evil spirits and then shoot. Unfortunetly everytime an evil spirit goes by I trap it and they end up in my basement. As you can tell by the her!comment.
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