Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Ghosts revisited.

Just a quick note... the explosions in the breeding pools are NOT due to a chain reaction of leech ghosts setting off their ex-conspecifics. It's that damn superhero with the pyrotechnic abilities that my lawyer has asked me to PLEASE stop referring to as the human flashlight. He's figured out how to trigger the guncotton-laced myelin sheaths around the poor babies neurons.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call child abuse!

1:23 PM  
Blogger President Leechman said...

I called them, and the nice lady said that leeches are out of their jurisdiction, and then bent my ear for THREE HOURS about all the cases she hasn't been able to follow through because they can't get authorization to go after superheroes ever since the unfortunate incident at Wayne Manor.

4:54 AM  

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